If you’re looking for a different sort of gift for your mom or your wife this Mother’s Day, give a thought to buying her “Four Things My Wife Hates About Mornings.”
This collection of some of the humor columns I’ve written over the years will keep her laughing and, if nothing else, convince her that her own children really aren’t that bad.
For several years I have written a weekly humor column that traces difficulties and joys of raising three sons. Most of these columns come from when my oldest was in middle school, a truly awful time in life when children are devoid of all cerebral functioning, and my two younger sons were in elementary school and were still (mostly) adorable.
You’ll get to read about hot chicks with cheat codes, the exploding tooth paste prank, and find out the four things my wife hates about mornings.
Seriously, if you have kids, you should get your wife this book. In fact, get two so you can read it, too, and you’ll know what she’s laughing about.